A 45-year-old former record producer ... grass-topped building from the Teletubby school of architecture. At any moment, a Dipsy, Tinky Winky, Po or Laa-Laa of monstrous proportions might scuttle ...

Biff Hawk: Aw, pop. Don't take it so hard. Alonzo Hawk: I'm not crying, you blasted nitwit! It's these onions! Alonzo Hawk: [to Biff] Why, if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you! [as glass shatters ...